The compassionate left
In the short time since John McCain announced his new running mate I have heard some incredibly intelligent statements from my crew of liberal friends. My favorite comes from a large, goateed man:
“Palin makes me want to choke a bitch!”
Really man? What exactly did she do to make you get physically aggressive against her?
Maybe it’s the fact that it’s a woman running for Veep. Nah, you would shit yourself if Hillary ran with the Savior.
Is it her decision to keep her disabled son? It couldn’t be, you are all for womens reproductive rights.
Guns? Oil? Lack of experience? I don’t think you’d choke a woman over things like that. I think in the lefty handbook those are all listed as spittable offences.
The only reason I can think of that would drive you to getting violent with this woman is her crime of playing for the wrong team. She came on the scene and ruined your comrade’s slam dunk win in November. You will once again be on the losing team as we watch the election from the sideline so you’d rather pull a Harding than feel that empty, worthless feeling again.
Good luck with that pal. She’ll have you cleaned and dressed before you could shed your first tear.
And she’ll have a sweet new Bearded Jackass head to mount on the wall in her new office